Monday, August 29, 2016

This Is Not A Drill

Hello, Lovelies. Its me.  No, I am not about to bust out in Adele. Please, I'm not basic. Don't get me wrong I love Adele, but that joke is staler than the rice cakes you've convinced yourself "taste good."

Its happening. After a year of not posting anything to this sassy corner of the world, I am back. Now why haven't I posted in over a year? I would like to make excuses like I was just busy or I  joined a cult that didn't have wifi but the truth is... I got distracted. Every time I started to write a post I would notice something else that I needed to buy from Sephora or some show that I needed to watch on Netflix. You see it was a vicious cycle of procrastination (my specialty) and well thats pretty much it. 

Now I would like to extend my deepest apologies to the concerned citizens out there in the web universe who noticed my disappearance from this space. I have returned. I am still alive. Still just as sassy and fabulous as I was before, if not more. You see I have experienced life a little more and have ventured into the crazy world of adulthood more than I cared to. And I have to say its made me a little salty. Granted I have always been a bit salty, but now I am like the last french fry left at the bottom of a Mcdonald's bag- tall, pale, and covered in enough salt to cause a heart attack.  


I would also like to think I have grown as a person. Not physically.. goodness no..I am 20. I think I have passed that phase in life. But I would like to say I am slowly becoming someone who doesn't struggle as much with the things they did before. I am still a shopaholic but I can at least reason with myself now. I don't make as many late night impulse purchases... I mean lets not go crazy, I still make more impulse purchases than your average individual, but I've improved. We are allowed to have slip ups every once in a while right? I know my bank account would appreciate for me not to slip up, but sometimes you have to treat yo self! 


Life tip: Don't go on Etsy after 11 pm. You'll end up buying painting of a meerkat riding a moped, and then completely forget about it until it arrives in the mail from England a month later. What am I going to do with that you ask? I have no idea, but 11 o clock me had great plans for it. 

Well divas.. I am back. I have returned and all is well in the kingdom. I shall talk to you soon, and if there are any topics you would like me to discuss just let me know and I will take them into consideration. Now here is a picture of me because I'm vain like that.




Queen Diva out.

                                                                     Stay Swazzy,
                                                                                Cherry XOXO

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